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Serving pirates and merpeople alike since 2026 • Est. 2026

Handcrafted Artisanal Goods

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Why Buy from To Dough, or Die.

Delicious treats even a sea slug would come back for.

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Los Angeles County Approved Cottage Bakery

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Artisan Quality

Handmade in small batches

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Proudly serving the San Fernando Valley

Once Upon A Time...

What started as a way to relieve stress after work, now has turned into a local business. To Dough, or Die strives to be the one you call for birthdays, holidays, or whenever you need a sweet treat.

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To Dough, or Die.

Serving pirates and merpeople alike since 2026

Made with care in our licensed home kitchen.

Licensed Cottage Food OperationCottage Food Business
Local Delivery Available (10 mile radius)
Deliciousness Guaranteed
Made Fresh Weekly

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This product was made in a home kitchen and has not been inspected by the Department of Health.

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